Sex in the Kitchen

| January 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.  As I walked in, barely awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”  My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”  Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.  Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.  Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”  She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”                 Jim.      Muscatine, Iowa

 

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