Uncle Buck got up one morning and wasn’t feeling too chipper. All week he kept telling Aunt Maude that he needed to go to the doctor. Aunt Maude called for an appointment. The next day Uncle Buck and Aunt Maude went to Dr. Wheeler’s office. Uncle Buck told Dr. Wheeler all his symptoms, and Dr. Wheeler did all kinds of tests on him. He then sent Uncle Buck out to the waiting area and asked Aunt Maude to come into his office alone.
He told Aunt Maude, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal, and for dinner too. Don’t burden him with chores. Most importantly, have sex with him every night for the next month. If you can do this, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, Uncle Buck asked Aunt Maude, “What did the doctor say?”
“He said you’re going to die,” she replied.
Sent in by H.G. (Georgia)
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