A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” [...]
Uncle Buck got up one morning and wasn’t feeling too chipper. All week he kept telling Aunt Maude that he needed to go to the doctor. Aunt Maude called for an appointment. The next day Uncle Buck and Aunt Maude went to Dr. Wheeler’s office. Uncle Buck told Dr. Wheeler all his symptoms, and [...]
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod [...]
When I was born, I was given a choice–a big penis or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose. Lewis. Mobile, Alabama
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, barely awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “I [...]
“Marriage is a relationship. When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. You’re no longer this one alone, your identity is in a relationship. Marriage is not a simple love affair, it’s an ordeal and the ordeal is the sacrifice of ego to a [...]
Sorry Sex Lives and Good Book Reviews
Another nice review came in this week—from Staten Island. SIlive.com posted a brief article entitled “A book for any husband who’s complained about his sorry sex life” (March 12, 2013) and mentions the benefits my book SEX WITH A MARRIED WOMAN: A MAN’S GUIDE TO LOVING HIS WIFE can have for married couples trying to [...]
In Praise of Praise: Good Reviews for SEX WITH A MARRIED WOMAN
Despite having a traditional publisher for all my previous books, I decided to go the self-publishing route for SEX WITH A MARRIED WOMAN: A MAN’S GUIDE TO LOVING HIS WIFE. Book reviews are always important, but in the world of self-publishing, a good review is gold. Therefore, I’m thankful to have recently received three very [...]
WHY DID PETRAEUS DO IT? WHY DO MEN HAVE SEX OUTSIDE THEIR MARRIAGES?
Lots of reasons. Here’s one: Because they’re not yet men. They’re still boys. They’re not yet strong enough to withstand romantic, sexual stimulation when it comes to them in the form of a woman not their wife, nor are they strong enough to withstand their own inner reactions to this stimulation in the form of [...]
“GOOD HUSBAND, GREAT MARRIAGE” On The Radio
My book “GOOD HUSBAND, GREAT MARRIAGE” was recently the topic of a radio program called “Mid Morning” with host Lynne Ford on WBCL, a Christian Radio network in the Midwest. During the hour-long discussion she speaks with relationship expert and counselor Dr. David Hawkins about my message to husbands and how they relate to their [...]
Podcast: Need a little Passion in your love life?
Hear the interview: Robert Mark AlterPodcast Passion Need a little Passion in your love life? Dr. Laurie Betito takes your intimate calls about love, sex and relationships. Podcast interview from CJAD, 800 AM in Montreal, featuring Sex with a Married Woman: A man’s guide to loving his wife with author Robert Mark Alter May 21st
Robert Alter Interview on The Author Connection
Robert Mark Alter discusses his recently released book, Sex With a Married Woman, a Man’s Guide to Loving his wife, on The Author Connection. The book is short and sweet and Alter discusses his motivations and the point of it all in this 15 minute interview with Jenny Hudson. Hear: The Author Connection with Robert Mark Alter